tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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