Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I don't deserve a penis
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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