first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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