I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish you could order shots online.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
