As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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