Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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