I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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