I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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