So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
