Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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