Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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