so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
