I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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