I never want to see another naked old woman again.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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