Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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