Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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