nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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