i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would fuck him just for his dog
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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