I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
