He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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