Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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