You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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