told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Your penis caused this!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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