do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sobbing to NWA
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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