i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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