And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My breath smells like gin and sadness
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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