guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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