i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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