My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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