Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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