so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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