i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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