my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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