shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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