i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You were trust falling into bushes
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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