the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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