Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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