I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
