I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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