Pappa wants mamma naked
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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