thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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