hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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