Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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