he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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