One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So apparently I’m into choking now
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