I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Operation Purity has been aborted
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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