Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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