yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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