i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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