all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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