Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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