i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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