The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize