Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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